Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Just for Fun . . .

A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? 
Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise....! :P

They should call it the "we don't know either" department instead of "customer service"...!!

You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, Do you think god subscribed to your updates...? ;)

I just ordered a chicken and an egg on eBay.....
To See Which comes First....;)

I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot...!! :D

I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot...!! :D

Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing...! :)

In Samsung Galaxy S4, the video will pause if you look away. 
In S5 a hand will come out and slap you if you look away while watching a video... :P

Schools are like riding a roller coaster, when it starts you want to stop, but when it stops, you want it to start again..!! :)

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles. 
Boy: But I don't have any worries or troubles. 
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet :P

May be this time Apple will sue Samsung for spelling 4S backwards and naming their new product as S4 :P

Every woman is magic, but not every man knows the trick..!!! :P

Impressed by Rahul’s lack of interest in marriage and PM’s post, Vatican offers him Pope’s post ;)

Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants... ;)

When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars.
When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called 'Elections'.

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night.
So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..! ;)

Planning to start an alcohol company named 'Responsibly'. So whenever someone tells you to Drink Responsibly you know what to do !! ;)

Facebook is like a chewing gum for the eyes...! ;)

Never assume that somebody loves you just because they are sweet sometimes. Make sure you’re not their “when I’m bored” person...!!

There is plenty of time to sleep after you're dead,life is for waking up and doing sumthing worth remembering !! (Y)

Sometimes being strong is my only way, Sometimes not giving a shit is my only solution, and faking a Smile is always my escape..!!

When I hear somebody sigh “life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask…”compared to what”??

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden..! :P

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead...! ;)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing...!!

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
It can only be transferred from EX to NEXT...! ;)

Some people will pretend to care just so they can get a better seat to watch your struggle..!!

So basically Karma is nothing but a spiritual Boomerang...!

That awesome moment when you carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you. :)

Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone.
1) I don't have iPhone. 
2) I don't have a girlfriend....! :D

You know the talk is getting serious when the other person start using proper grammar and no smileys...!! :P

I am scared one day my fridge will take revenge on me,every half hour it will come to my room ,open the door,stare at me for three minutes,then it will leave... ! :O :P

A cop pulled me over and asked "you crashed the car behind you why didn't you look?"
I said- "I read an inspirational post that said never look back."
then we laughed & laughed and now I m in jail again...! :P :D

Earlier : Man is a Social animal.
Now : Man is a Social Networking animal.. :P

Kill them with your success and bury them with a smile...!!

So you wrote 'K' instead of 'Ok',please tell me more about the number of nano seconds you saved...! :X

I wish the best for my ex-girlfriend. I really do. I hope she meets someone honest, friendly, and kind. Because, you know, opposites attract...! :D

You will definitely succeed in your life if you follow the advices that you give to your friends..! ;)

I love when people I hate get in trouble.. :P

A good laugh and sleep are the best cure for anything...! :)

It is the ability to take a joke rather than make a joke that proves you have a good Sense of Humor

We're best friends because your weirdness is compatible with my weirdness...! ;)

Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed...! :)

"You can't make everyone happy. So just concentrate on me !" ;)

Girlfriends/ ­boyfriends are temporary. Exes are forever...! ;)

Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think, "Thank God I'm not the only one..."..! :P ;)

Haters are people who secretly wish to be you...! B)

A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults..!! :P

Truth and Dare should be renamed to 'Interrogation and Humiliation'..! :P ;)

I pretend I don't care, but deep down I really still don't care...! ;)

Teacher -What does 'COINCIDENCE' mean? 
Student - Funny, I was just going to ask you that... :P

Getting blocked by your girl friend on FB is like electronic divorce... :P ;)

Shy people notice everything but they don't get noticed...!

"I don't hate anyone... I just forget them."..!!

The most memorable people in your life will be the people who love you when you were not loving yourself..!!

Samsung have more galaxies than universe. :P

Stupidity comes natural to everyone, without discrimination ! ;)

I get so emotional when you’re not around…. That emotion is called happiness...! ;)

Don't let people depress you. Be positive and depress them first...! :P

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a rich baseball player who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'..! :D

Learn to keep your private life private, or they will make your life their entertainment...!!

Beauty without Depth is just Decoration..!!

The best friendships are based on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people !!

The heaviest burden of life is " An Empty Wallet "..!!

People with best sense of humor are the most emotional ones...!

I know air is free but the concept of buying it in a bag of chips is ridiculous..!

I live in my own little world but it's ok,Everyone knows me there..!! :)

Success is nothing without someone you love to share it with...! :)

One thing that Internet taught me is stupidity is international...! ;)

The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone you're being sarcastic..! :X

Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself...!!

When I learn a new word, I suddenly start hearing it everywhere...! :P

Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation...! ;)

It's pretty bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening..! :D

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are..! :P

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves..!!

I hate it when I am drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary..!

I went on a diet, in 2 weeks I lost 14 days...! :P

Dear Samsung, If you design a phone for humans, why don't you show some humanity while pricing it?? XP :D

A smile is a language, that even a baby can understand. :)

Don’t place your happiness in someone else’s hands, because once they’re gone, so is your happiness..!

People usually don't notice the things you do for them until you stop doing those things...!!

Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door, but sometimes a knock on the door spoils the opportunity...!­! ;)

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink... :D

If u wanna say sumthing to someone just go and tell them by urself; before they listen to the remixed version from someonelse!

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.. :)

98% of a moment of silence is spent wondering when the moment of silence will be over..! ;)

After seeing a movie, I feel like the main character for the next few hours... :)

An Intelligent man will open your mind, A handsome man will open your eyes, And a Gentleman will open your heart ! :)

I just open opened a new restaurant called KARMA. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve..!

If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is their problem, not yours :P

Me after just cleaning my room:

Wow I am never letting my room get messy again!
The next day: Has anyone seen my bed? :P

When I start teasing you, that's when you know that I'm comfortable with you.. ! :)

MY GRADUATION SPEECH : "I hate all of you, I'm out of here." .! :D

The first to apologize is the bravest,The first to forgive is the strongest, The first to forget is the happiest..! :)

Personality is 40% genetics,
40% upbringing, and
20% the last movie you watched.! ;)

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. :P 

Sometimes you have to be your own hero,
because sometimes the people you can’t live
without, can live without you....!!

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable."

Monday, August 15, 2011

Best Quotes Collection

Confidence doesn't come when you have all the answers. But it comes when you are ready to face all the questions

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

When you know your worth, no one can make you feel worthless...!!

You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it

No regrets, no looking back. Just hold onto life and move forward. We have no way of knowing what lies ahead, and that is what makes the journey even more exciting...! :)

Don't worry too much about the people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future...!

Hard times will always reveal true friends

In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took...

Always try your best to get whatever you like, Otherwise, you will be forced to like whatever you get

Spending your today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better...!!

To be Successful, You Need Family & Friends,but To be very Successful, You need Enemies & Competitors...!!

One day everyone will realize that it’s not about being perfect; it’s about being happy...! :)

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the easiest way to be sad..!

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at..!! 

Spend your life with people who makes you happy not to those whom you have to impress....!

Think before you speak... and keep it simple. Nobody wants to hear your life story...!!

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate. :P

When you focus on problems, you will have more problems.
When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities. :)

People never change. They just become more of who they really are....

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain..!

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say !!

Who we are is God's gift to us, what we become is our gift to God...! :)

Self confidence is very important. But without compassion and humility, it's just arrogance....!!

Sometimes just a little compliment can make someone's entire day...! :)

Don't dare share your top secrets with anyone because if you yourself can't keep them, never expect that somebody else will....!!

Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it...!!

Believe in yourself to make others believe in you ...!

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy..!

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes..!!

If you are right, then there is no need to get angry. And if you are wrong, you have no right to get angry...! :)

When you get little, you want more. When you get more, you desire even more. But when you lose it, you realize little was enough..!!

Live life like a pair of walking legs.. The foot forward has no pride and the foot behind has no shame. Bcoz both know their situation will change...! :)

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper..!!!

People need love, especially when they don't deserve it

Act or accept

Be helpful. When you see a person without a smile give him yours

Nothing is interesting if you're not interested

In seeking happiness for others, you find it for yourself

Make your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you’re special too…

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.....

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in you own way

If 5 second of smile can make a photograph more beautiful, then just imagine if you keep smiling how beautiful your life will be

If everyone is happy with you, then surely you have made many compromises in your life, If you’re happy with everyone, Surely you have ignored many faults of others

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

Silence & smile are two powerful tools, Smile is the way to solve many problems & Silence is the way to avoid many problems, So always have a SILENT SMILE!!!

Be silent in two situations:- when U feel one can’t understand Ur feelings from your words and when one can understand you without any words

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

The most important single ingredient in the formula for success is knowing how to get along with people

Think to Thank. In these three words are the finest capsule course for a happy marriage, formula for enduring friendship, and a pattern for personal happiness

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give

Its not people who change....its the masks that fall!!

People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them.

Never expect people to appreciate you... That means someone controlling your happiness

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

Only undertake what you can do in an excellent fashion. There are no prizes for average performance.

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are . . .

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it

Silence is the best answer for all stupid Questions" & Smiling is the best reaction in all critical situations....

Discussion better than argument!! Argument finds out WHO is right, Discussion finds out WHAT is right!

Be happy........ It's one way of being wise

I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process

What you will be is what you do

A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.

Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches !! Everyone's Watch Shows Different TimeFrom Other ... But Everyone Believes That Their Time Is Accurate

Right and wrong is but a perception... Eating a rat might be right for the snake but wrong for the rat

As long as you live, keep learning how to live

Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise

Two Things to be Learned from a Child.
.(1) To be Happy for no Reason
(2) To be always Busy doing Something. 
Never lose a Child Inside U!

Live from your heart and you will be most effective

Turn your wounds into wisdom

Facts about Anna Hazare….

Anna Hazare FAQ, Anna Hazare's fast unto death, Anna Hazare's fight against corruption, Importance of this Anna Hazare’s Hunger Strike….., Jan Lokpal Bill, law to curb corruption in India., Quick facts about Anna Hazare, Ralegaon Siddhi.

1. Who is Anna Hazare?

An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What’s so special about him?

He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?

This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.

4. Ok,…?

This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.

5. Really, what is he fighting for?

He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.

6. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bill, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.

7. It’s an entirely new thing right..?

In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).

8. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed. Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.

9. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?

A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

10. Is he alone? Who else is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?

Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activists Swami Agnivesh and Medha Patkar, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal , and many more.

Prominent personalities like cricketer Kapil Dev, many bollywood celebrities like Shekhar Kapur,Siddharth Narayan, Anupam Kher, Madhur Bhandarkar, Pritish Nandy, Priyanka Chopra, Prakash Raj,Aamir Khan, Chetan Bhagat are supporting his cause.

As an outcome of this movement, on 6 April, 2011 Sharad Pawar resigned from the group of ministers formed for reviewing the draft Lokpal bill 2010.

Anna Hazare started his “Fast until Death” at Jantar Mantar, New Delhi, stating “I will fast until Jan Lokpal Bill is passed”

Essence of Bhagavad gita

Why do you worry without cause? Whom do you fear without reason? Who can kill you? The soul is neither born, nor does it die.

Whatever happened, happened for the good; whatever is happening, is happening for the good; whatever will happen, will also happen for the good only. You need not have any regrets for the past. You need not worry for the future. The present is happening...

What did you lose that you cry about? What did you bring with you, which you think you have lost? What did you produce, which you think got destroyed? You did not bring anything - whatever you have, you received from here. 

Whatever you have given, you have given only here. Whatever you took, you took from God. Whatever you gave, you gave to him. You came empty handed, you will leave empty handed.

What is yours today, belonged to someone else yesterday, and will belong to someone else the day after tomorrow. You are mistakenly enjoying the thought that this is yours. It is this false happiness that is the cause of your sorrows.

Change is the law of the universe. What you think of as death, is indeed life. In one instance you can be a millionaire, and in the other instance you can be steeped in poverty. Yours and mine, big and small - erase these ideas from your mind. Then everything is yours and you belong to everyone.

This body is not yours, neither are you of the body. The body is made of fire, water, air, earth and ether, and will disappear into these elements. But the soul is permanent - so who are you?

Dedicate your being to God. He is the one to be ultimately relied upon. Those who know of his support are forever free from fear, worry and sorrow.

Whatever you do, do it as a dedication to God. This will bring you the tremendous experience of joy and life-freedom forever.

Hare Krishna - He is the Best Management guru in the world :)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Little Johnny Jokes

Teacher : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher : No, that's wrong

Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny;

"Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"

little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."

Teacher : Little Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Little Johnny : I is...

Teacher : No, Little Johnny. Always say, "I am."

Little Johnny : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

"Mommy, can little girls have babies?" 

"No," said his mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny.

She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"

You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, 

"I don't need to, They've already been named."

"I'm ashamed of you," Little Johnny's mother said.

"Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do."

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

"When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

"What good would that have done?"  Little Johnny replied, "My aim is much better than yours."

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Johnny: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Johnny: I don't know.

Teacher: They're called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?

Johnny: They are called Germs.

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. 

"We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that? "

Little Johnny said, "No, Actually, we went to Ohio."

A Little Johnny wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

Little Johnny was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: 

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Stories that inspired me

What all you can do ?

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big advice on the door on which it was written:

“Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away..We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared the gym”.

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself.

The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room..The more people reached the coffin, the more excitement heated up. 

Everyone thought:.“Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!”.

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless..They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul..

There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself.

There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:

“There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: It is YOU.

You are the only person who can revolutionize your life.

You are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success.

You are the only person who can help yourself.

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parent change, when your partner changes, when your company changes..Your life changes when YOU change,

When you go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that your are they only one responsible for your life..

“The most important relationship you can have is the one you have with yourself”
Examine yourself, watch yourself..

Don’t be afraid of difficulties, impossibilities and losses: be a winner, build yourself and your reality.

The world is like a mirror: It gives back to anyone the reflection of the thoughts in which one has strongly believed.

The world and your reality are like mirrors lying in a coffin, which show to any individual 
the death of his divine capability to imagine and create his happiness and his success. It’s the way you face Life that makes the difference.

What is Success

A young man asked Socrates the secret of Success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met.

Socrates asked the young man to walk with him towards the river.

When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water. The man struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until he started turning blue.

The young man struggled hard and finally managed to get out and the first thing he did was to gasp and take deep breath. 

Socrates asked 'What you wanted the most when you were there?' 

The man replied 'Air'.

Socrates said 'that's the most secret to success. When you want success as badly as you wanted air, you will get it. There is no other secret'.


The business executive was deep in debt and could see no way out.

Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him. "I can see that something is troubling you," he said. After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe I can help you."

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time." Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come.

The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

"I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. But instead, the executive decided to put the uncashed check in his safe. Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a way to save his business, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms of payment. He closed several big sales. Within a few months, he was out of debt and making money once again.

Exactly one year later, he returned to the park with the uncashed check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared. But just as the executive was about to hand back the check and share his success story, a nurse came running up and grabbed the old man.

"I'm so glad I caught him!" she cried. "I hope he hasn't been bothering you. He's always escaping from the rest home and telling people he's John D. Rockefeller." And she led the old man away by the arm.

The astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he'd been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a million dollars behind him.

Suddenly, he realized that it wasn't the money, real or imagined, that had turned his life around. It was his new found self-confidence that gave him the power to achieve anything

A Glass of Milk

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.

However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. 

He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"

"You don't owe me anything," she replied. 

"Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness." He said..... "Then I thank you from my heart." As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Year's later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life.

From that day he gave special attention to the case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won.

Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.

Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill.

She read these words..... "Paid in full with one glass of milk"

Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed:

"Thank You, God, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts

The Rope

It is a story of a Mountain Climber who wants to climb the highest mountain. He begun his climbing after years of preparation, but since he wanted the glory just for himself he decided to climb the Mountain alone.

The night felt heavy in the heights of the mountain and the man could not see anything. All was black, zero visibility and the moon and the stars were covered by the clouds.

As he was climbing only a few feet away from the top of the mountain, he slipped and fell into the air, falling at a great speed. The climber could only see black spots as he went down and the terrible sensation of being sucked by gravity. He kept falling and in those moments of great fear, it came to his mind all the good and bad episodes of his life.

He was thinking now about how close death was getting, when all of a sudden he felt the rope tied to his waist pull him very hard.

His body was hanging in the air, only the rope was holding him and in that moment of stillness he had no other choice but to scream: HELP ME GOD!

All of a sudden a deep voice coming from the sky answered: what do you want me to do?

He said: Save me God!

God asked: Do you really think I can save you?

He Said: Of course I believe you can.

God said: Then cut the rope tied to your waist

There was a moment of silence and the man decided to hold on to the rope with all his strength.

The rescue team tells that the next day a climber was found dead and frozen his body

hanging from a rope. His hands holding tight to it – Only 10 feet away from the ground!

Peace of Mind

Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, “How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!” So he came back and told Buddha, “The water in there is very muddy. I don’t think it is fit to drink.”

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake. This time he found that the lake had absolutely clear water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha. Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said,

“See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be…. and the mud settled down on its own – and you got clear water. Your mind is also like that! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don’t have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless.”

What did Buddha emphasize here? He said, “It is effortless.” Having ‘Peace of Mind’ is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process!

Have a peaceful Life !

Don't Worry.....

Years ago, I was enthralled as I listened to a pastor who for several years had faithfully served the church. His executive responsibilities had taken him all over this country. As he concluded his message, he told of one of the most frightening, yet thought-provoking, experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight from one place to another. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: Fasten your seat belts. Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."

Then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies, and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The pastor confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying. The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm.

Then, I suddenly saw a little girl. Apparently the storm meant nothing to her. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat; she was reading a book and every thing within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity,when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid." The minister could hardly believe his eyes.

It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark,our pastor lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time. Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The child replied, "'Cause my Daddy's the pilot, and he's taking me home."

There are many kinds of storms that buffet us:

• Physical,
• Mental,
• Financial,
• Domestic, and...

Many other storms can easily and quickly darken our skies and throw our plane into apparently uncontrollable movement. We have all known such times, and let us be honest and confess, it is much easier to be at rest when our feet are on the ground than when we are being tossed about a darkened sky.

God is always there with you . . .

Last night I had a dream.

It was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonged to me, the other to the Lord. After the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of my life, especially at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of footprints.This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.

 “Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You’d walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me.”

 The Lord replied, “My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of suffering, when you could see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

God is always there with you and he is helping you every time

Be Optimistic . . .

Ek Gadha:- yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- to tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon .

Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today !!

Effective Communications

What is Effective Communication ????

Jack and Max are walking from religious service.

Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?".

The Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

For Example : Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation?

The Pencil Story

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. 

"There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be."

One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone's hand.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil.

Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside.

Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write.

The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart.

Now replacing the place of the pencil with you. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be.

One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God's hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems in life, but you'll need it to become a stronger person.

Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what's on the inside.

Five: On every surface you walk through, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to do your duties.Allow this parable on the pencil to encourage you to know that you are a special person and only you can fulfill the purpose to which you were born to accomplish.

Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot make a change.

Eagle in a storm . . .

Did you know that an eagle knows when a storm is approaching long before it breaks?

The eagle will fly to some high spot and wait for the winds to come. When the storm hits, it sets its wings so that the wind will pick it up and lift it above the storm. While the storm rages below, the eagle is soaring above it.

The eagle does not escape the storm. It simply uses the storm to lift it higher. It rises on the winds that bring the storm.

When the storms of life come upon us - and all of us will experience them - we can rise above them by setting our minds and our belief toward God. The storms do not have to overcome us. We can allow God's power to lift us above them. God enables us to ride the winds of the storm that bring sickness, tragedy, failure and disappointment in our lives. We can soar above the storm.

Remember, it is not the burdens of life that weigh us down, it is how we handle them.

Mountain Story . . .

A son and his father were walking on the mountains.Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"

He receives the answer: "Who are you?"

And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"

The voice answers: "I admire you!"

Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"

He receives the answer: "Coward!"

He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"

The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."

Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"

The voice answers: "You are a champion!"

The boy is surprised, but does not understand. Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.

It gives you back everything you say or do.Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;Life will give you back everything you have given to it."


Two Frogs Story . . .

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all their might.

The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died.
The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said,

"Did you not hear us?"

The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.This story teaches two lessons:

1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day.

2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them.Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path. 

The power of words... it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times. Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another.