Just for Fun . . .

A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? 
Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise....! :P

They should call it the "we don't know either" department instead of "customer service"...!!


You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, Do you think god subscribed to your updates...? ;)



I just ordered a chicken and an egg on eBay.....
To See Which comes First....;)



I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot...!! :D


I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot...!! :D


Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing...! :)


In Samsung Galaxy S4, the video will pause if you look away. 
In S5 a hand will come out and slap you if you look away while watching a video... :P


Schools are like riding a roller coaster, when it starts you want to stop, but when it stops, you want it to start again..!! :)



Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles. 
Boy: But I don't have any worries or troubles. 
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet :P


May be this time Apple will sue Samsung for spelling 4S backwards and naming their new product as S4 :P


Every woman is magic, but not every man knows the trick..!!! :P


Impressed by Rahul’s lack of interest in marriage and PM’s post, Vatican offers him Pope’s post ;)


Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants... ;)


When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars.
When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called 'Elections'.


My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night.
So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..! ;)


Planning to start an alcohol company named 'Responsibly'. So whenever someone tells you to Drink Responsibly you know what to do !! ;)


Facebook is like a chewing gum for the eyes...! ;)


Never assume that somebody loves you just because they are sweet sometimes. Make sure you’re not their “when I’m bored” person...!!


There is plenty of time to sleep after you're dead,life is for waking up and doing sumthing worth remembering !! (Y)


Sometimes being strong is my only way, Sometimes not giving a shit is my only solution, and faking a Smile is always my escape..!!


When I hear somebody sigh “life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask…”compared to what”??


Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden..! :P


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.


Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead...! ;)


We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing...!!


Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
It can only be transferred from EX to NEXT...! ;)


Some people will pretend to care just so they can get a better seat to watch your struggle..!!


So basically Karma is nothing but a spiritual Boomerang...!


That awesome moment when you carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you. :)



Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone.
1) I don't have iPhone. 
2) I don't have a girlfriend....! :D


You know the talk is getting serious when the other person start using proper grammar and no smileys...!! :P


I am scared one day my fridge will take revenge on me,every half hour it will come to my room ,open the door,stare at me for three minutes,then it will leave... ! :O :P



A cop pulled me over and asked "you crashed the car behind you why didn't you look?"
I said- "I read an inspirational post that said never look back."
then we laughed & laughed and now I m in jail again...! :P :D



Earlier : Man is a Social animal.
Now : Man is a Social Networking animal.. :P


Kill them with your success and bury them with a smile...!!


So you wrote 'K' instead of 'Ok',please tell me more about the number of nano seconds you saved...! :X


I wish the best for my ex-girlfriend. I really do. I hope she meets someone honest, friendly, and kind. Because, you know, opposites attract...! :D


You will definitely succeed in your life if you follow the advices that you give to your friends..! ;)


I love when people I hate get in trouble.. :P


A good laugh and sleep are the best cure for anything...! :)


It is the ability to take a joke rather than make a joke that proves you have a good Sense of Humor


We're best friends because your weirdness is compatible with my weirdness...! ;)


Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed...! :)


"You can't make everyone happy. So just concentrate on me !" ;)


Girlfriends/ ­boyfriends are temporary. Exes are forever...! ;)


Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think, "Thank God I'm not the only one..."..! :P ;)


Haters are people who secretly wish to be you...! B)


A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults..!! :P


Truth and Dare should be renamed to 'Interrogation and Humiliation'..! :P ;)


I pretend I don't care, but deep down I really still don't care...! ;)



Teacher -What does 'COINCIDENCE' mean? 
Student - Funny, I was just going to ask you that... :P


Getting blocked by your girl friend on FB is like electronic divorce... :P ;)


Shy people notice everything but they don't get noticed...!


"I don't hate anyone... I just forget them."..!!


The most memorable people in your life will be the people who love you when you were not loving yourself..!!


Samsung have more galaxies than universe. :P


Stupidity comes natural to everyone, without discrimination ! ;)


I get so emotional when you’re not around…. That emotion is called happiness...! ;)


Don't let people depress you. Be positive and depress them first...! :P



A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a rich baseball player who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'..! :D


Learn to keep your private life private, or they will make your life their entertainment...!!


Beauty without Depth is just Decoration..!!



The best friendships are based on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people !!


The heaviest burden of life is " An Empty Wallet "..!!


People with best sense of humor are the most emotional ones...!


I know air is free but the concept of buying it in a bag of chips is ridiculous..!


I live in my own little world but it's ok,Everyone knows me there..!! :)


Success is nothing without someone you love to share it with...! :)


One thing that Internet taught me is stupidity is international...! ;)


The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone you're being sarcastic..! :X


Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself...!!


When I learn a new word, I suddenly start hearing it everywhere...! :P


Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation...! ;)


It's pretty bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening..! :D


Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are..! :P


Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves..!!


I hate it when I am drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary..!



I went on a diet, in 2 weeks I lost 14 days...! :P



Dear Samsung, If you design a phone for humans, why don't you show some humanity while pricing it?? XP :D


A smile is a language, that even a baby can understand. :)


Don’t place your happiness in someone else’s hands, because once they’re gone, so is your happiness..!


People usually don't notice the things you do for them until you stop doing those things...!!


Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door, but sometimes a knock on the door spoils the opportunity...!­! ;)



It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink... :D


If u wanna say sumthing to someone just go and tell them by urself; before they listen to the remixed version from someonelse!


If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.. :)


98% of a moment of silence is spent wondering when the moment of silence will be over..! ;)


After seeing a movie, I feel like the main character for the next few hours... :)


An Intelligent man will open your mind, A handsome man will open your eyes, And a Gentleman will open your heart ! :)


I just open opened a new restaurant called KARMA. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve..!


If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is their problem, not yours :P


Me after just cleaning my room:

Wow I am never letting my room get messy again!
The next day: Has anyone seen my bed? :P


When I start teasing you, that's when you know that I'm comfortable with you.. ! :)


MY GRADUATION SPEECH : "I hate all of you, I'm out of here." .! :D


The first to apologize is the bravest,The first to forgive is the strongest, The first to forget is the happiest..! :)



Personality is 40% genetics,
40% upbringing, and
20% the last movie you watched.! ;)


All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. :P 



Sometimes you have to be your own hero,
because sometimes the people you can’t live
without, can live without you....!!


Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable."

Best Quotes Collection

Confidence doesn't come when you have all the answers. But it comes when you are ready to face all the questions

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

When you know your worth, no one can make you feel worthless...!!


You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it


No regrets, no looking back. Just hold onto life and move forward. We have no way of knowing what lies ahead, and that is what makes the journey even more exciting...! :)


Don't worry too much about the people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future...!


Hard times will always reveal true friends


In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took...


Always try your best to get whatever you like, Otherwise, you will be forced to like whatever you get


Spending your today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better...!!


To be Successful, You Need Family & Friends,but To be very Successful, You need Enemies & Competitors...!!


One day everyone will realize that it’s not about being perfect; it’s about being happy...! :)


Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the easiest way to be sad..!


Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at..!! 


Spend your life with people who makes you happy not to those whom you have to impress....!


Think before you speak... and keep it simple. Nobody wants to hear your life story...!!


The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate. :P



When you focus on problems, you will have more problems.
When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities. :)


People never change. They just become more of who they really are....


Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain..!


Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say !!


Who we are is God's gift to us, what we become is our gift to God...! :)


Self confidence is very important. But without compassion and humility, it's just arrogance....!!


Sometimes just a little compliment can make someone's entire day...! :)


Don't dare share your top secrets with anyone because if you yourself can't keep them, never expect that somebody else will....!!


Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it...!!


Believe in yourself to make others believe in you ...!


Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy..!


The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes..!!


If you are right, then there is no need to get angry. And if you are wrong, you have no right to get angry...! :)


When you get little, you want more. When you get more, you desire even more. But when you lose it, you realize little was enough..!!

Live life like a pair of walking legs.. The foot forward has no pride and the foot behind has no shame. Bcoz both know their situation will change...! :)



Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper..!!!



People need love, especially when they don't deserve it

Act or accept

Be helpful. When you see a person without a smile give him yours

Nothing is interesting if you're not interested

In seeking happiness for others, you find it for yourself

Make your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you’re special too…

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.....

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in you own way

If 5 second of smile can make a photograph more beautiful, then just imagine if you keep smiling how beautiful your life will be

If everyone is happy with you, then surely you have made many compromises in your life, If you’re happy with everyone, Surely you have ignored many faults of others

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

Silence & smile are two powerful tools, Smile is the way to solve many problems & Silence is the way to avoid many problems, So always have a SILENT SMILE!!!

Be silent in two situations:- when U feel one can’t understand Ur feelings from your words and when one can understand you without any words

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

The most important single ingredient in the formula for success is knowing how to get along with people

Think to Thank. In these three words are the finest capsule course for a happy marriage, formula for enduring friendship, and a pattern for personal happiness

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give

Its not people who change....its the masks that fall!!

People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them.

Never expect people to appreciate you... That means someone controlling your happiness

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

Only undertake what you can do in an excellent fashion. There are no prizes for average performance.


Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are . . .

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it

Silence is the best answer for all stupid Questions" & Smiling is the best reaction in all critical situations....

Discussion better than argument!! Argument finds out WHO is right, Discussion finds out WHAT is right!

Be happy........ It's one way of being wise

I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process

What you will be is what you do

A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.

Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches !! Everyone's Watch Shows Different TimeFrom Other ... But Everyone Believes That Their Time Is Accurate

Right and wrong is but a perception... Eating a rat might be right for the snake but wrong for the rat

As long as you live, keep learning how to live

Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise

Two Things to be Learned from a Child.
.(1) To be Happy for no Reason
(2) To be always Busy doing Something. 
Never lose a Child Inside U!

Live from your heart and you will be most effective

Turn your wounds into wisdom

Facts about Anna Hazare….

Anna Hazare FAQ, Anna Hazare's fast unto death, Anna Hazare's fight against corruption, Importance of this Anna Hazare’s Hunger Strike….., Jan Lokpal Bill, law to curb corruption in India., Quick facts about Anna Hazare, Ralegaon Siddhi.

1. Who is Anna Hazare?

An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What’s so special about him?

He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?

This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.

4. Ok,…?

This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.

5. Really, what is he fighting for?

He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.

6. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bill, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.

7. It’s an entirely new thing right..?

In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).

8. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed. Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.

9. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?

A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

10. Is he alone? Who else is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?

Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activists Swami Agnivesh and Medha Patkar, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal , and many more.

Prominent personalities like cricketer Kapil Dev, many bollywood celebrities like Shekhar Kapur,Siddharth Narayan, Anupam Kher, Madhur Bhandarkar, Pritish Nandy, Priyanka Chopra, Prakash Raj,Aamir Khan, Chetan Bhagat are supporting his cause.

As an outcome of this movement, on 6 April, 2011 Sharad Pawar resigned from the group of ministers formed for reviewing the draft Lokpal bill 2010.

Anna Hazare started his “Fast until Death” at Jantar Mantar, New Delhi, stating “I will fast until Jan Lokpal Bill is passed”

Essence of Bhagavad gita

Why do you worry without cause? Whom do you fear without reason? Who can kill you? The soul is neither born, nor does it die.

Whatever happened, happened for the good; whatever is happening, is happening for the good; whatever will happen, will also happen for the good only. You need not have any regrets for the past. You need not worry for the future. The present is happening...

What did you lose that you cry about? What did you bring with you, which you think you have lost? What did you produce, which you think got destroyed? You did not bring anything - whatever you have, you received from here. 

Whatever you have given, you have given only here. Whatever you took, you took from God. Whatever you gave, you gave to him. You came empty handed, you will leave empty handed.

What is yours today, belonged to someone else yesterday, and will belong to someone else the day after tomorrow. You are mistakenly enjoying the thought that this is yours. It is this false happiness that is the cause of your sorrows.

Change is the law of the universe. What you think of as death, is indeed life. In one instance you can be a millionaire, and in the other instance you can be steeped in poverty. Yours and mine, big and small - erase these ideas from your mind. Then everything is yours and you belong to everyone.

This body is not yours, neither are you of the body. The body is made of fire, water, air, earth and ether, and will disappear into these elements. But the soul is permanent - so who are you?

Dedicate your being to God. He is the one to be ultimately relied upon. Those who know of his support are forever free from fear, worry and sorrow.

Whatever you do, do it as a dedication to God. This will bring you the tremendous experience of joy and life-freedom forever.

Hare Krishna - He is the Best Management guru in the world :)

Kalyan Chaitanya

Little Johnny Jokes

Teacher : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher : No, that's wrong

Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny;

"Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"

little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."



Teacher : Little Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Little Johnny : I is...

Teacher : No, Little Johnny. Always say, "I am."

Little Johnny : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

"Mommy, can little girls have babies?" 

"No," said his mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny.

She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"

You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, 

"I don't need to, They've already been named."



"I'm ashamed of you," Little Johnny's mother said.

"Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do."

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

"When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

"What good would that have done?"  Little Johnny replied, "My aim is much better than yours."

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"



Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Johnny: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Johnny: I don't know.

Teacher: They're called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?

Johnny: They are called Germs.

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. 

"We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that? "

Little Johnny said, "No, Actually, we went to Ohio."

A Little Johnny wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.


Little Johnny was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: 

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.